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This week we have a pretty basic show with a North Dakota slant. Of course we still have some “Funky Florida” shit, with the odd dipshit/fuckhead story. For the complete audio from the show you can get it HERE

Shanty gets a chance to have a cocktail, and join in the fun. We started a new page dedicated to the Podcasts that we listen to, and will be adding links as we find them. We will share your show, if we like it. Send us your links to happyhrnews@gmail.com or to sanchez@happyhournewsteam.com. Of course you can leave a voice message by calling 701-369-0029. Don’t forget we’ve got a youtube channel HERE

Lets get atter! Our first story is about a Florida Man who REALLY loves animals. Miniature horses to be specific.

Florida man allegedly had sex with miniature horse 4 times

We head north to our neck of the woods to look at some knuckle heads who decided to do the old “Grab and Go” from the local farm and ranch store. I hope they didn’t sacrifice their freedom for pig worming paste!

Shoplifting and pursuit incident in Dickinson lands three in jail

While we’re up here, lets check out what happens when North Dakota Nice, turns into”Get on the ground, motherfucker!”

Caught on camera: Mandan, ND, mom holds peeping Tom suspect at gunpoint

Sometimes, something is just not funny.

Bond set at $25,000 for man accused of planting suspicious object

So we leave the Big Prairie with this story about what is appropriate for the primary school classroom.

Teacher has 5th grade students in ND reenact George Floyd arrest
Florida Bank Robbery Suspect Used Taxicab as Getaway Car

So, how does a 15 year old girl get to this place?

15-year-old girl pleads guilty to murder in death of Uber Eats driver

Just a-swingin yer meat! Just about the perfect Walmart story!

Woman Busted For Ground Beef Battery

Here is the Fuckhead/Shitstick part of the show. This HalfWit/DumbFuck has an employee, kill another employee, so he won’t have to pay her back wages. Fuck Me!

Sub shop owner allegedly has employee killed to avoid paying back wages

This next one is gross even by my standards, and I have very low standards!

Texas woman wakes up to find blood dripping on her from the ceiling

So for our final story is from our series on psychological studies gone south. This one is a little different, as this was actually an accepted practice. This weeks subject is Gay Aversion Therapy, and it was horrific! Back in the day, being gay was considered a mental illness, and you could get sent to an asylum, or prison, or worse, BYU! Just to leave this with you, the company that made the equipment that was designed to “Cure You” is still in business!

Shock the Gay Away: Secrets of Early Gay Aversion Therapy

Well, that should make you glad that the world has moved on.

That’s it for this week, be sure to check out our podcast links page, and give them some love. And remember………USE YOUR SUNSCREEN!!!…………………..S.E.

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