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This week we look at more deviant behavior from the world of the Inter-Webs, because that’s what we do! Lets kick the tires and light the fires and get this jalopy going!

This week we welcome the newest member of the HHNT podcast family Clyde! Clyde is a young Camel Spider that Shanty found at his workplace and decided that the Good Idea Studio would be the place for him! Greetings and salutations to Clyde!

Our first story has a Florida Man and a Poor Guy! Don’t cheat on your wife, or she’ll shoot you in the balls!

Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating

We stay in Fla. for another tale of love gone wrong!

Florida man arrested after choking woman who set his clothes set on fire, beat his car with a frying pan

I guess in Taiwan, they really know how to treat an old man!

Nursing home hires a stripper to entertain their seniors in wheelchairs

Shanty ran a bit of an social experiment to see what would garner the most clicks. It seems that people would rather click on “Monkeys using sex toys” over “Botched boob job” I contend that the thumbnail pic is the main driver, and Shanty thinks it’s the description. Discuss.

This next one is just weird.

Oscar Mayer starts selling ‘Cold Dog’ popsicle in select cities

It looks like it’s not a good time to be in the Russian energy business!

Russian energy executive dies after falling off a boat at full speed

I guess if you want to keep your rabid racoon, don’t take it to the bar.

Rabies alert issued over raccoon taken into North Dakota bar

What would this show be without a Florida-public-naked-drive-thru-masturbation story?

Man makes own Secret Sauce at McDonald’s!

If this guy has a job, why does his old lady need to pay for his dope?

Florida man demands drug money from woman, crushes her truck with excavator

Pretty soon we’ll need batteries to eat!

Spoons and bowls that use electricity to make food taste saltier to go on sale in 2023

The future is here. Emergency power from your vehicle.

Texas doctor performs vasectomy powered by Rivian EV pickup

It’s usually not a good idea to keep a wild animal that can turn you into greasy spot in the driveway!

Kangaroo who killed man stood over body and stopped paramedics from trying to save him

That’s it for this week, enjoy the cooler weather!

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