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Welcome back to your source of news you didn’t know you needed. Where the hosts are drinking, and the stories are drunk!

It’s been hot this week, and we’ve got a big road-trip in the morning, so lets get this shit-show rolling!

We start off with a science story about an immaculate conception, of sorts. It turns out that certain female sharks “Don’t Need No Stinking Males” to reproduce! Imagine the implications!

Not that you need any warning at this point, but people in Florida don’t seem to be able to not expose various body parts to whomever might be hanging around. I’m surprised that she wasn’t rubbing one out!

Millions of people pay billions of dollars a year for medical insurance in our country, so you would think that if you needed a shot to keeb you from puking up everything you eat would be a no-brainer! Well, guess again!

Cocaine and baby wipes, your baby will have the cleanest ass in town!

I think this guy has got some “Splanein” to do!

I didn’t see anyone telling George Washington to cut his hair!!

I hope to hell I don’t end up getting done in by some near sited nursing home minimum wage lackey that can’t tell the difference between dish soap and fruit juice!

We’ve done tons of poor guy stories, but this Poo Guy is also a very Lucky Guy!

I guess in Russia, well, if you want the president to stop bombing another country, just keep your thoughts to yourself.

Sooooo much stupid! But, hey THANKS!

Lets check in on Florida

That’s it for this week. Where ever you’re at, keep cool, and have a great Labor Day weekend!

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