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Welcome to this weeks attempt at making up for the utter SHIT-SHOW that was, (or wasn’t) last weeks failure. Between cameras that don’t come with instructions, software that won’t play nice with each other, and forgetting that simpler is better, we’ve decided to go old-school, and just use a good old fashioned webcam. I do believe that we are going to do much better in the future.

First up is a story about someone who just might be in the wrong line of work.

30 dead animals found in house of animal rescue CEO, sheriff says

In Florida, if you get in the water, you become invisible!

Man flashes teens, jumps in lake, hides under dock to avoid arrest

If you have Geico Insurance, you can get paid if you catch a really bad disease in your car!

Geico ordered to pay $5.2M to woman who got HPV from car sex

Looks like there is a possible cure for ass cancer. This is huge!

“First Time In History”: Cancer Vanishes For Every Patient In Drug Trial

So, you don’t need to be on your cell phone to be distracted while driving.

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

We start our second half with a discussion about Mormon Polygamy, and a guy named Warren Jeffs. This shit is almost unbelievable!

I am not sure that a 10 year old child has the ability to fully understand what really happens when you fire a gun at people. But the mom is guilty as shit!!

10-year-old charged with 2nd degree murder in woman’s death

This guys new nick-name is Jonah!

‘I was completely inside’: Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale off Provincetown

Be sure you know who you are buying tickets to see!

Mom Accidentally Buys Tickets to Red Hot Chili Peppers Bagpipe Tribute Band

‘Pay or surrender him’: Woman forced to give up puppy over $10,000 veterinary bill

That’s it.


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