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This week Shanty and Carrie Pants come to you from the Good Idea Studios, while I, Sanchez Eldorado, am remotely connected from my palatial estate located in bat country, as we have had a WHOPPER of a snow show this week. While people all over the country are planting gardens, and cutting grass, we have to deal with this shit!

 

After ironing out some tech. difficulties, we finally get to some stories.

Shanty lets us in on an event he’s involved in, shooting a short film with Panic Terror Films this summer. He plans on traveling to Pittsburgh, PA to be part of the shoot! Be sure to check out their Facebook page!

We kick off with a story from, get this, Florida! We don’t recommend self-testing ANY personal safety devices, especially when it involves a firearm!

Our next story is a heart-warming tale of man-dolphin love. Wet, sticky, man-dolphin love!

Our next story is an excellent example of what happens when you start drinking toooooo early! Anyway, here’s the link.

This side story should be on every news broadcast in the country!

This next story came to us from our buddy Jose Jalapeno, from El Town O with Steve and Joe. You can check them out on Anchor!

This is the shittiest excuse ever for running somebody over!

We have been following this story since it broke, and I have not seen anybody who thinks that it was handled correctly.

I’ve got to admit, I find the charges a little harsh. I had this done to me, and they didn’t charge my brother with anything!

I guess I’m with Shanty on this one. But Carrie found “Reason” behind it!

I can see a government program that supplies “Incels” with a sex doll so they won’t have to blame women for the fact that they are too lazy to put in the work to get laid!

You too can have your very own!

That’s it for this week. Be sure to enjoy the weather where you live, because it could be worse!

+++++++++++++++PEACE+++++++++++++S.E.