The Wheels On The Bus—–Come Off
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This week we have the one, the only Shoebee Doebee in the Good Idea Studios! He brought his other half, Dana, who was gifted the worst nickname I’ve heard on the show yet! Worth checking out for that alone.
Of course, with the Shoebmeister in the room, things devolved into the kind of madness that started this whole mess! Needless to say, it was great to have Him on the show.
We managed to get through the show with relatively few fuck ups, so lets get on with it!
!!!Florida Man!!! I’m not sure exactly how one becomes “Stuck” in a porta-potty, unless one is so high that you can’t find the latch.
Our next story covers the kind of thing that slips by an old fart like me, as “I ain’t no Tik-Tokker”! I didn’t even know you could buy these Orbeez thingies!
Our next story deals with the 1976 mass kidnapping where a school bus full of kids, along with their driver were buried alive in a box truck at a quarry in CA. This maniac has been recommended for parole.
Just imagine, you’re driving down a busy freeway, when about every other car suddenly veers out of control and starts crashing into things! You look over to where your spouse was sitting 2 seconds ago, and she’s just fucking GONE!!! This is the scenario that millions of fundi-religious nutty-buddys think will happen when Jesus comes back. Well I guess this guy is S.O.L.!
Would you like a little extra “Dressing” with that salad?
This lady is going to get a different kind of “Assisted Living Facility”.
Some people should really, really, really not have children.
Who would have thought that Mexico would be leading on this idea?!
That’s it for this weeks show. I want to thank The Shoebs for joining us, and also Dana who could teach a certain movie star how to take a joke!
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