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This week we have the one, the only Shoebee Doebee in the Good Idea Studios! He brought his other half, Dana, who was gifted the worst nickname I’ve heard on the show yet! Worth checking out for that alone.

Of course, with the Shoebmeister in the room, things devolved into the kind of madness that started this whole mess! Needless to say, it was great to have Him on the show.

We managed to get through the show with relatively few fuck ups, so lets get on with it!

!!!Florida Man!!! I’m not sure exactly how one becomes “Stuck” in a porta-potty, unless one is so high that you can’t find the latch.

Florida Man Found Stuck And Screaming In A Port-A-Potty Arrested On Drug Charges

Our next story covers the kind of thing that slips by an old fart like me, as “I ain’t no Tik-Tokker”! I didn’t even know you could buy these Orbeez thingies!

Our next story deals with the 1976 mass kidnapping where a school bus full of kids, along with their driver were buried alive in a box truck at a quarry in CA. This maniac has been recommended for parole.

Chowchilla: Authorities grant parole to third man convicted in 1976 school bus kidnapping

Just imagine, you’re driving down a busy freeway, when about every other car suddenly veers out of control and starts crashing into things! You look over to where your spouse was sitting 2 seconds ago, and she’s just fucking GONE!!! This is the scenario that millions of fundi-religious nutty-buddys think will happen when Jesus  comes back. Well I guess this guy is S.O.L.!

Funeral home sued after man hoping to be “raptured” is cremated

Would you like a little extra “Dressing” with that salad?

Lawsuit Alleges a Portland-Area Red Robin Employee Put Semen in a Customer’s Salad

This lady is going to get a different kind of “Assisted Living Facility”.

92-Year-Old Ariz. Woman Kills Son To Avoid Nursing Home, Deputies Say

Some people should really, really, really not have children.

Hudson man filmed 4-year-old smoking blunt, sent video to mother

Who would have thought that Mexico would be leading on this idea?!

Mexico to rent out unwanted presidential jet for parties

That’s it for this weeks show. I want to thank The Shoebs for joining us, and also Dana who could teach a certain movie star how to take a joke!

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