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It looks like we might be getting the hang of this Live Streaming thing. We barely had any problems this week.

Our first story was about a Florida Man who just can’t seem to understand that people don’t like being shot at.

Ah Florida, you never let us down. Public masturbation seems to be a very popular pastime in the Sunshine State.

 

You know how it is, you’ve been up for about 9 days and you score a bag of meth that looks a little sketchy. Of course the whole world seems a little sketchy at this point. What is a guy to do? Hey, the cops can test this shit. Right? Go ahead and give them a call. They’ll be glad to help a guy out.

First of all, I don’t get the whole “Collecting” thing. At least the expensive stuff. I knew a lady when I was a kid who was gaga for Elvis Presley shit. She had that crap everywhere! When she died, her family couldn’t give that shit away.

OK. I probably deserve the teasing I got when I said I wondered what kind of tattoo this knucklehead had on his dick. But come on, just look at the guy. His face screams “I’m dumb enough to do it!”

 

Japan is weird. Because the men over there are turned on by school girls with pony tails, the school girls can’t have pony tails any more. Because if they got molested, it would be their fault for being too cute.

We all know that Penguins are the worst animal. And they can shit 4 feet!

For El Gato Del Rio

Lets end with Sea Cucumbers

Be sure to head over to the Rocket 38’s YouTube page and check out their newest project

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