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This week we start out with a Florida man who just wanted a better “Roomie”

I’m getting a peep-hole! And, is a puck a cylinder?

If your wondering about the whole concrete cylinder thing—

This next story is a combination of Poor Guy, and Weird Animal Fact. I’ll take my bacon extra crispy please.

It’s gonna get dark in here. How can you think that nobody will notice that your baby just vanishes!!!

Who is creepier, the person who borrows a sex toy, or the one who loans it?

I didn’t know I stabbed him, but I put the knife in the trash.

Our favorite South Dakota douche bag may get impeached and fired.

 

But, is it a tail? Or is it a weird growth with a ball on the end? And what is up with the hair on this baby’s butt?

 

Weird Animal Of The Week.

That’s it for this week. Stay weird and don’t get any on ya! ++++++++++++++PEACE++++++++++++S.E.