Welcome back to the news you didn’t know you needed! As always, you can reach us at happyhrnews@gmail.com, or at 701-369-0029. We won’t tell anybody.

This week we come to you from the Good Idea Studios. Shanty Pants and I, Sanchez Eldorado, dive deep into the interwebs for the stories that slip through the cracks, and if we could, we would bring the cracks.

Florida, the land of alligators, meth labs, and public masturbation. Here’s our first contestant for pud puller of the week.

 

Some people have enemies, and some people are enemies to themselves.

What a world we live in! Portable communication devices, streaming media, an abundance of food, and genetically modified pigs used for human organ harvesting!

This next story is just a good idea. I wish we had one every 5 miles here in North Dakota!

Being quite a drinker myself, I am well aware of getting sloshed and making huge mistakes. But this is a little extream.

This is an example of a “Don’t Do That” story.

I think that there are benefits to living a simple life, in a simple way, but a car with seat belts would have gone a long way here.

So it has been apparent that a lot of the stories we have been doing about Florida “NitWits” getting arrested are wearing some kind of shiny robe.

It turns out it’s a barbers cape, so they all look uniform!

Here is an example of how one gets to wear the “Mugshot Bib”

Who do you trust?

I wish I could breath through my butt

And something from this guy.

That’s it for #99. Don’t miss our 100th episode released on Halloween 2021@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@PEACE@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@S.E.