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This week we get back to the news you didn’t know you needed with a sprinkling of WTF and Poor Guy, ad some really fucked up “Dick Shit”!

We start in Florida, where, I guess, Vampires?

Also in FLA, make sure your kids don’t make any noise while at the playground!

Just In! Florida is not in North Carolina!!!

Can you say “Police Masturbation Fetish”? This girl can.

It’s happened! The day we’ve been dreading! Dollar Tree is raising prices!!!

Remember the 5 cent post card?

I guess the judge doesn’t eat it.

There’s good luck, and there’s bad luck. Then there’s this.

In Florida, public masturbation is required in some counties.

Is there such a thing as being “Too Realistic” when it comes to haunted houses?

I’m beginning to see a pattern here.

So know we get to the “Weird Dick Shit” part of the show. These next stories made me shiver!

Some people put shit up there dick, and some people,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Some stories just make me want to put my face in my hands and ask WHY?

So, whadda ya think? Pretty good, right? Have a great week and “See You Next Tuesday”!

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