Welcome back for another week of stories you didn’t know you wanted to hear.

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Lets start in Florida; ALWAYS look before you sit on the can!

Some people just want you to step in their shit, I guess.

This next story was truly a huge let down. I was under the impression that there was a gigantic slip-n-slide covered in human filth. Sadly, that was not the case.

I don’t understand how people think that they will be able to get away with some of these crimes. Eventually, someone is going to start asking questions and looking for cars.

I guess that you should be careful how you criticize your children’s if you want to share in their success later in life.

Maybe, just maybe, if you are the jealous type, you shoot the people BEFORE you get married.

Next, we have not only a poor guy story, but a “Poor Guys” story. It seems that some people are magnetic to trains. Who knew?

Imagine having to officially respond to someone who insists that you change your name because it sounds like a body part. Hey lady, I think you mean Cocks!

They don’t teach penmanship in school any more. Therefor, many young people can’t read cursive script. So be sure to print your bank robbery note for speedy service.

This guy REALLY wanted them people out of his house. I guess he didn’t want the back rent

This Qanon crap has gotten way out of control. If you want to buy into a bunch of insane, unfounded bullshit on the internet, don’t. Just don’t.

Birds do it, bees do it, well, you know.

That’s it for this week. Thanks for stopping in and looking around. Remember to use your head, and stay out of trouble+++++++++++++++PEACE++++++++++++S.E.