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This week we get back to the grind, BBQ parties are great, but the stories don’t take the weekend off. Lets get started.

We kick it off in the shallow end of the gene pool. I mean, I’m a bit of a slob, but I do manage to get my turds to the toilet.

Police: Fla. woman kept autistic child in cage

Next we head west to Texas, for a story about an ordinary guy, BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!

Texas man sets house on fire after concluding the family living there didn’t follow the Bible

Back to Florida for another dark tale of delayed justice. In Florida, the system is patient. And don’t think you’re going to skate because of the passage of time.

Florida babysitter charged with murder 37 years later

This next one is a good example of why people in other countries think Americans are stupid. I might have to agree with them.

I’m a Parkland Shooting Survivor. QAnon Convinced My Dad It Was All a Hoax.

Here is a link to an Esquire story about the “Pizzagate” conspiracy.

 

So while were ranting, here’s another asshole who thinks that for some reason he doesn’t fit into the category of “People who half to face justice”

GOP Candidate for Governor Says He Did Not Cause Fatal Turnpike Crash

Back in Texas, it is not wise to crash a party with a gun

Texas shooter dies after party-goers throw bricks at him

Some people are collectors. Some collect sports cards, some collect toys. Some collect stolen ancient artifacts and one of a kind single pressing LP’s. But if the federal govt. wants them, well, you know.

The Feds Seized An Ancient Tablet  From Hobby Lobby  And Also Sold A One-Of-A-Kind Wu-Tang Clan Album

Do you use home remedies? Baking soda for indigestion? Pickle juice for muscle cramps? Shoving eels up your butt for constipation?

Man Attempts To Cure Constipation Via An Eel In His Anus, Nearly Dies

Now, I understand that some cultures have some practices that Americans find odd. But give me a fucking break!!!

 

Pregnant goat dies after being gang raped by eight men

RIP Dusty Hill

That’s it for this week. Thanks for hittin’ us up, and checking out the site. We want all of you to stay safe, and make good decisions, like leaving us a message at 701-369-0029. Remember, “Never use an electric eel!!!” ___________________PEACE______________________S.E.

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