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Welcome to this weeks run down on the nonsense we call a podcast.

Evidently we are better than CNN according to Matt from The Fumbled Penis Podcast. Well, we don’t get to join the White House Press Pool, but we do report on some retarded politicians. Thanks Matt!

Our first story comes to us from, wait for it…………Florida!!

So this is the saga of a Florida Man who takes bad decision making to new heights!

29-year-old man accused of stealing ambulance from Florida hospital

On to Michigan, where you reall need to keep an eye on your kids stuffed animals!

Cops: Michigan Home Inspector Pleasured Self With Elmo Doll In Residence’s Nursery

Our next tidbit comes from somewhere in central Europe. This is weird even by our standards. I mean, the article starts by saying that this guy has “Divorced his first Sex Doll Wife!” Incells, take heed!

 

Bodybuilder Who Divorced Sex Doll Wife Now In A Thruple With New Doll He Considers A ‘Sister’

Now, we here at Happy Hour News don’t condone the theft of police cars,…….But you really have to give it up for our next Florida Man. While this event took place in Kansas, it was most certainly a Florida brain that led the way!

Suspect, 23, leads Kansas cops on 100mph chase in stolen patrol car with his hands CUFFED behind his back

Moving on to Alabama, as much as we really don’t want to, we have a story that sounds like it comes out of one of those sharia law countries. You know, the ones that we hate so much. Jeesh!

Alabama fails to reverse ban on school yoga as conservatives say they fear rise in Hinduism

HEAVY METAL CATS!!!!!

A metal band made up of cats has dropped its first single for charity

This next story is a tribute to my ignorance of the modern culture that we all enjoy.

Unique 4/3/21 date draws lines for Vegas wedding licenses

On to Main, where civilization is alive and well. Imagine serving your communities best interests.

Say hello to the cannabis ambulance, something that most definitely stands out and is absolutely memorable.

Lets head back to Florida, because, why not? I guess you’ve got to admire an entrepreneur.

Jacksonville Botox ‘doctor’ drank Four Loko, champagne during consultations

Lets talk about how stupid some people are. Pretty fucking stupid.

Marine vet condemns marijuana, says he ‘toked up’ in Kentucky & woke up in Kenya

So comes the latest in our series about psychological studies gone south.

This week we cover the notorious “Pit Of Despair”

I am providing this link to learn more about this study, but I don’t know if it is phone friendly.

Here’s another that gives the condensed version.

That’s it for this week. Huge thanks to all of you for sticking with this mess, and remember to treat each other well!……….S.E.

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