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Well we were on a break the last couple of weeks to let a little time pass for Shanty Pants to deal with the loss of his father.  It’s been a rough time.

But we are back to bring you the news you didn’t know you needed. As always, you can contact us at happyhrnews@gmail.com, sanchez@happyhournewsteam.com, or you can call the show at 701-369-0029 and leave some comments.

This week we decided to do a audio only podcast because we didn’t want to fuck with the setup.

Our first story is about a Florida Woman who just wanted the bank to listen to her—so she robbed it—in her wheelchair. Everybody put your sticking hands the air, this is a fuck up!

Woman in motorized wheelchair robs downtown Jacksonville bank

 

Next we head to the thrift store, where evidently you can buy various types of illicit substances.

Woman finds kilo of cocaine in crochet kit bought at thrift store

Phoenix family discovers 5,000 fentanyl pills inside daughter’s thrift store toy

 

In our next story we discuss the recent kerfuffles over the faux outrage concerning the so-called ‘Cancel Culture” You can look this stuff up in your favorite search engine.

Gay Conservative Blogger Milo Yiannopoulos Becomes Devout Catholic, Says He’s Now ‘Ex-Gay’

This next story is a little convoluted. Are dreams evidence?

Colo. man imprisoned for 28 years after woman dreamed he raped her expected to be freed after convicted rapist admits to crime, DA claims confession is a lie

Our next story deals with postal forgery.I made the claim that stamps used to be the same as money.Well, not really. The phone company did used to send stamps to pay-phone customers who requested a refund. They did this because they were usually dealing with small amounts of money, and did not want to send cash through the mail. You could then either use the stamps for your mail, or return them to the post office for a refund. Anyway, this guy is FUCKED!

An Iowa man faces up to 65 years in prison for forging postage stamps for his eBay business

Always keep your putter nearby!

Golfer drowns in pond while searching for his ball at Florida country club

As a side note, when we talk about a town or area in ND we will try to give a little info on it.

BAD COP!!! You talk about your nightmare situations, this story should keep you awake at night with anger. There has got to be a way to keep these kind of predators out of positions of power and influence! If your not disgusted, your not human.

Lawsuit: Former New Orleans police officer sexually abused 14-year-old he drove to hospital for rape kit

So, is this guy a dirt bag thief, or a really fun dad? I guess you can be both.

Police: Man stole 400-pound slide from playground, mounted it on bunkbed

So this brings us to number 2 the 10 psychological experiments that went south. This week is the Monster Study.

The ‘Monster Study’ on Stuttering

So it’s good to be back! We are already looking forward to our next show. Hang in there and hug your family. ————–PEACE!       S.E.

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