Here is the video portion of this weeks show, well half of it anyway.

Spilling drinks is a form of alcohol abuse. This week I am guilty. I spilled my drink TWICE! the second time, we had to pause the video, and the remote malfunctioned when re-starting the camera. Shanty was not impressed. So, if you don’t want to here a bunch of cussing, too bad cuz there’s a shitload of it this week!

We kick things off with a check-in from Joe in West Virginia who left us a message on our call-in line 701-369-0029.

Next we do a Florida man story about a fellow who was protesting “Something”

We stick around Florida for one about a guy who was going to dissect and eat his ex girlfriends kids. In a stew.

 

Next we go to Pennsylvania for a story about a guy that just wasn’t going to take any more of this stuff. The video is graphic, so you’ll have to click the link and OK to watch it.

Next we visit a little Useless Shit in the form of cootchy smellin masks for your protection.

Next up is a combination “Poor Guy” and “What The Fuck Were You Thinking” story. If you’re going to “Pretend Rob” somebody, you might want to let them in on it BEFORE you approach them with a butcher knife!

So for your viewing pleasure…..The Gorilla Glue Lady

We here at Happy Hour News Team are pleased to report that the above young lady has successfully had the glue removed from her head.

Shanty was a guest on the A.C.T. podcast, and it turned into a terrific listen. You can check out the show HERE

We set up a phone line for our listeners to leave feedback, opinions, or just for shits and giggles. Sadly, we have only had 3 unique callers. CALL US! 701-369-0029! Leave a mailing address, and we’ll send stickers! You can patch that hole in the wall. You can vandalize your ex’s dogs ass.

So it turns out that if you masturbate in a classroom full of grade school kids, film it and send said video out into the interwebs, people don’t quite see the humor in it.

The police are starting to get savvy to the ways of avoiding footage of themselves being shared over social media by playing copy-righted music while being filmed. Many sites have the ability to recognize when copy protected music is playing, and not allowing the video to be shown. Clever little shits.

It’s time for a little bit of a better feeling story (ecxept the kidnapping part) about a couple of Louisiana sanitation workers who were paying attention to their jobs. HEROS!

Those who have lived all of their lives in areas where the weather remains mild throughout the year have very little experience when driving in cold weather. Ice will form wherever the road is elevated, such as overpasses and bridges. Below is a case in point.

 

This guy really DUG his uncle!

Well, thats’s all we have for this week. Pleas visit our podcast friends The A.C.T….Screaming Chuy….Fumbled Penis……and the rest……..PEACE!    S.E.