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Listen to this weeks episode HERE Greetings from the center of the North American continent! This is our first regular show of 2021, and we would like to welcome new listeners and those who have already decided to waste their time on this nonsense.  Tonight we run the gamut of stories you didn’t know you needed to hear. No video this week, as it seems that you need sd cards in ALL of the cameras in order for it to come out correctly. We recorded this weeks episode the day after the huge kerfuffle at the U.S.Capitol, and although we touched on some of it, I am not posting any links having to do with it. The TV news is flooded with it, so turn on your favorite mind control station if you want to see that shit.

So….My handle is Sanchez Eldorado, and the other half of this mess is Shanty Pants. One of us is 1/2 Mexican. (Spoiler, it’s not me) And his video gaming handle used to be “Beaner Point5” until, of course, Microsoft decided that it was “Offensive”. Offensive to who?  It’s not offensive to him. So, if you get offended easily, stick around, your going to love this shit!


We start the show with a short discussion about the storming of capitol on Wednesday. Of course —Florida Man!!!

Finally we get to our regularly scheduled program with a Good Cop story about a guy who, with a rational mind made a difference instead of an arrest.

Policeman buys family food instead of arresting them for shoplifting


More fluffy news about the little dog who got rescued by his owner out of the mouth of a gator

Florida dog that survived alligator attack named ‘deputy’ for sheriff’s office

Next we get to a real cat fight on the street, where one of the fighters decided to wear only a thong!

Two women were caught on video brawling in Miami Beach. One was wearing just a thong

So here are some links to some of our favorite podcasters    The Fumbled Penis  The Screaming Chuy Show  Law Offices of Quibble Squabble, and Bicker

Next we head back to Florida where you really need to be careful what you say around your brother.

Police: Florida man shoots brother in head after victim said he wanted to die

This next one is pretty dark. As in REAL DARK. Before World War , the Japanese had been occupying the city of Nanjing in China. The Japanese were not nice. The facts of this story are disturbing and disgusting. But they are FACTS.

During the Nanjing Massacre of 1937-38, soldiers severed the bellies of pregnant women, raped children and infants after cutting them open and even forced family members to rape each other.

So it was at this time The Pants realized that one of the cameras didn’t have a card in it.

Don’t forget You Too can be on the show if you call 701-369-0029, leave a message and be famous!

Lets talk about parenting. I am 63 years old. I know that things were different when I was a child, but when I was 9, I was no different than a 9 year old of today. I was mowing the lawn, going camping in the back yard with my buddies, and actually using the stove on my own. What a world where a Father is criticized for teaching his child to feed herself. There will be more to come on this one.

Outcry as ‘bean dad’ forces hungry child to open tin can

Florida. Is it the water? The weather? The meth?We may never know for sure, but we do know that this guy probably had too much of one of them.

Daytona transient pretends to be prosecutor, tries to drop charges against himself

Now to Australia, where if you are on the run, you should get naked and hide out in a crocodile infested swamp. Seems legit.

Fishermen rescue naked fugitive from crocodile-infested waters in Australia

This pastor/teacher took the name of his town to heart. Kissame Fla.


Kissimmee Teacher/Pastor Arrested For Dry Humping Coworker

So we leave you with this story about a guy that was arrested for stealing his buddies wallet. We suspect that his buddy had some fun before calling the cops on his drunk, passed out ass.

So that’s it for this week. Be sure to check out next week for a special show with special guests. And call dammit! 701-369-0029.    PEACE!

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