Lets Have A New Year!
This week we are in the Good Idea Studio with a small New Years Eve celebration. Tonight we welcome the one and only Shoee Doobee, along with his sweety Dana, and the neighbors Brekon and Kelly for a subdued episode we are calling “Butt Sex Drunk”.
We kick things off with a couple of voice messages from the Happy Hour Phone Line (701-369-0029) and share the usual pleasantrys before we move on to the regular scheduled debauchery.
We begin with a couple of updates from previous stories. First we look at a gal who was trying to get the attention of her beau while on a sport around town. You can access the audio version HERE
Next we move a little north of here, and look at a guy who really wanted to be Facebook Friends.
A while ago we brought you a story about the attorney general of South Dakota hitting and killing a man on his way home from a party. Well the gears of justice grind slow in this part of the country
We go back and touch on the Tyson managers who were fired for making book on who would be the next ones to get the Rona.
We eventually get to a story about dreams fulfilled.
It’s at this time that we finally get to Florida. A Florida Woman is our target for a story that proves size matters
Then to a Florida couple who decided to “Go visit Dad”
So, this guy was just browsing in the phone store, for hours, looking at kiddie porn.
And we get to the final segment where we learn about St. Olga of Kiev. A Princess to admire.
That’s our show for the end of the year from Hell. All of us at Happy Hour News Team would like to thank all of the people who put up with this nonsense. Especially Mrs. Pants who gets to wrangle 4 year olds and crazy bird dogs while we have our little fun time drinking and talking bullshit. And of course we want to thank all of the people who take time to listen to this madness. From all of us to all of our listeners, have a happy, safe, healthy, and fun new year. PEACE!