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Florigasm!

this weeks news is a veritable spoogefest of Florida stories.

First we start off with one about a roadside drug test gone wrong.

Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth

Next is a story about a guy who is 1% better than everybody else in Florida.

Florida man becomes first person with Down syndrome to complete Ironman triathlon

Then we make a quick trip to Illinois to hear about a dishonest Abe type.

Abe Lincoln Reenactor Busted For Child Porn

Next, we skip over to Georgia, for the first of a couple of very dark, sad stories concerning child abuse.

Lice infestation linked to girl’s death; parents charged

Now we check in with an old friend who just can’t stop flicken da bean in public! You can check out our 1st story HERE

 

 

Florida woman busted for “self care” outside 7-eleven caught “committing” same offense outside Popeyes

So we get to story 2 of our pair of really bad stories. This is really bad.

Baby on Life Support After Being Found With Injection Marks, Testing Positive for Heroin

So I geusse threr were 3 shitty stories to pass on. This one from Florida.

Florida woman killed after searching Google for restraining order, boyfriend charged

While we were reading this story,Shanty was looking at a story on the side of the page. Guess where this story happened.

Pensacola police: Father shoots son outside Cordova Mall on Thursday night

That brings us to the weird fact segment about saving a lock of your true loves hair.

It was common for 19th-century Victorian men to fashion clippings of their lover’s pubic hair into jewelry and wear them as hat ornaments or souvenirs.

So ends another week. Please remember that the Corona Virus does not care about your rights, beliefs, or political slant. It only wants to reproduce by getting into your lungs. So get out there and stay away from each other.  PEACE!

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